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Newcastle Transfer Summer Bullshitorama

Biggest footballing bullshit time of the year; the summer transfer window. Just to show how;1. much crap is written about the players NUFC are “linked” to and 2. how mediocre our business will be; I’m going to keep an ongoing list

Players rumored to leave:  

Sammy Ameobi (Jason Miller, Daily Star; Colin Harvey, Daily Star)

Shola Ameobi (Northern Echo; Paul Gorst, Mirror; Jason Miller, Daily Star; Mark Douglas, Chronicle; Luke Edwards, Telegraph; Colin Harvey, Daily Star; Neil Cameron, Evening Chronicle)

Hatem Ben Arfa (Richard Duncan, Sports Mole; Sunderland Echo ; Jason Miller, Daily Star; Mark Douglas, Chronicle; Miles Starforth, Shield Gazette; Colin Harvey, Daily Star)

Papiss Cisse, (Luke Edwards, Telegraph)

Mathieu Debuchy, (Luke Edwards, Telegraph)

Dan Gosling (GONE)

Jonas Gutierrez (Mark Douglas, Chronicle)

Sylvain Marveaux (Richard Duncan, Sports Mole; Sunderland Echo; Jason Miller, Daily Star; Mark Douglas, Chronicle; Colin Harvey, Daily Star)

Gabriel Obertan, (Richard Duncan, Sports Mole; Sunderland Echo; Jason Miller, Daily Star; Mark Douglas, Chronicle; Colin Harvey, Daily Star)

Davide Santon (Ben Jefferson, Daily Express)

Moussa Sissoko (Niall Hickman, Daily Express)

Steven Taylor (Jason Miller, Daily Star; Mark Douglas, Chronicle)

Players actually left/transferred:

Dan Gosling, Loic Remy, Luuk De Jong,

 

Players linked / bids placed:

Vincent Aboubaker, (Luke Edwards, Telegraph)

Marko Arnautovic (Austrian media, Stoke Sentinel)

Darren Bent (Alex Meyers, Sportsmole; David Wright, Daily Express; Alan Nixon/James Nursey, Daily Mirror),

Saido Berahino (Sami Mokbel & Paul Gorst, Mirror)

Remy Cabella (Northern Echo; Jason Miller, Daily Star; Luke Edwards, Telegraph; Neil Cameron, Evening Chronicle)

Jack Colback (Northern Echo, Luke Edwards, Telegraph; Chris Young, Shields Gazette)

Fabian Delph (Simon Jones, Daily Mail; Gary Jones, daily Star)

Mo Diame (Darren Lewis, Daily Mirror)

Bafetimbi Gomis (Simon Jones, Daily Mail; Darren Lewis, Daily Mirror)

Pierre-Michel Lasogga (Scott Wilson, Northern Echo)

Romelu Lukaku,  (Luke Edwards, Telegraph)

Mark Noble (Adrian Kajumba, Daily Star)

Oguchi Onyewu, (Simon Evans, Daily Mail)

Dimitri Payet (Scott Wilson, Northern Echo)

Ayoze Pérez (Louise Taylor, Guardian; Mark Douglas, Evening Chronicle; Luke Edwards, Telegraph)

Anthony Pilkington (Luke Edwards, Telegraph)

Loic Remy (Luke Edwards, Telegraph)

Micah Richards, (Luke Edwards, Telegraph)

Jack Rodwell (Simon Jones, Daily Mail; James Nursey, Daily Mirror )

Antonio Rudiger, (Sky Sports )

Ryan Shawcross (Simon Jones, Daily Mail)

Jonjo Shelvey (Northern Echo; Jason Miller, Daily Star; Luke Edwards, Telegraph)

Andros Townsend (Northern Echo; Darren Lewis, Mirror; Luke Edwards, Telegraph)

Andreas Weimann (Simon Jones, Daily Mail; Gary Jones, daily Star )

Wilfried Zaha (Simon Jones, Daily Mail)

 

Players In:

*crickets*

“New signing announced in days” May 12th (Telegraph)

Last player signed by NUFC:

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16 May 2014 ·

Take that @NBColympics, the @BBC are already covering the 2102 closing ceremony in London #NBCfail

Take that @NBColympics, the @BBC are already covering the 2102 closing ceremony in London #NBCfail

11 August 2012 ·

(via walkinphoenix)

6 August 2012 ·

#NUFColympics Alan Pardew coaching the ladies

#NUFColympics Alan Pardew coaching the ladies

6 August 2012 ·

#NUFColympics Ryan Taylor Over The Vault

#NUFColympics Ryan Taylor Over The Vault

6 August 2012 ·

#NUFColympics Andy Carroll attempting to match his diving best

#NUFColympics Andy Carroll attempting to match his diving best

6 August 2012 ·

#nufcolympics Tiote the fastest man…. on water

#nufcolympics Tiote the fastest man…. on water

6 August 2012 ·

#nufcolympics Krul saves in handball

#nufcolympics Krul saves in handball

6 August 2012 ·

#NUFColympics Cisse attempts the long jump

#NUFColympics Cisse attempts the long jump

6 August 2012 ·

#NUFColympics Shola and Chris Hoy in the cycling

#NUFColympics Shola and Chris Hoy in the cycling

6 August 2012 ·

Genius. A picture of Rick Santorum, made up with pictures of basically santorum

thegirlwiththefinchertattoo:

theconjecturer:

Why yes, that is Rick Santorum’s face made out of gay porn.

A thing of beauty is a joy forever.

Genius. A picture of Rick Santorum, made up with pictures of basically santorum

thegirlwiththefinchertattoo:

theconjecturer:

Why yes, that is Rick Santorum’s face made out of gay porn.

A thing of beauty is a joy forever.

(via stfuconservatives)

21 February 2012 ·

Hey Tumblr, there are deeds to be done and creationists to mess with!

beezelbubbles:

So Budget Travel has a poll up for the 15 places kids should see before 15, and the creation museum is spamming the poll. So can we tumblr bomb this thing? Not that it’s a huge thing, but still. I can’t believe the creation museum has over 3k votes at this point while actual museums have 300 votes or fewer.

18 February 2012 ·

Stupidity is f*cking us up.

so much pseudoscience and bollocks in this post, I dont know where to begin…

pinealglands:

Below is a Science fair project presented by a girl in a secondary school in Sussex.
In it she took filtered water and divided it into two parts.

The first part she heated to boiling in a pan on the stove, and the second part she heated to boiling in a microwave.

Then after cooling she used the…

(via anistazer-deactivated20130912)

13 February 2012 ·

If the Lion King had been set in the NE of England

If the Lion King had been set in the NE of England

10 February 2012 ·

Welcome to Newcastle, Papiss Demba Cisse

Welcome to Newcastle, Papiss Demba Cisse

6 February 2012 ·

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