August 2012
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February 2012
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Hey Tumblr, there are deeds to be done and...
beezelbubbles:
So Budget Travel has a poll up for the 15 places kids should see before 15, and the creation museum is spamming the poll. So can we tumblr bomb this thing? Not that it’s a huge thing, but still. I can’t believe the creation museum has over 3k votes at this point while actual museums have 300 votes or fewer.
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Stupidity is f*cking us up. →
so much pseudoscience and bollocks in this post, I dont know where to begin…
pinealglands:
Below is a Science fair project presented by a girl in a secondary school in Sussex. In it she took filtered water and divided it into two parts.
The first part she heated to boiling in a pan on the stove, and the second part she heated to boiling in a microwave.
Then after cooling she used...
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January 2012
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December 2011
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Alan Pardew: 1 year on
I started this blog exactly a year ago, in response to the Mike Ashley shenanigans at SJP and an outlet for my crappy photoshopping. The first post was:
Eau de Pardew: a new fragrance you won’t be wanting in your wife’s box this Christmas
Along with these range of wonderful images:
Mr Pardew, I understand you’re coming in to difficult circumstances today and every...
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Best Tumblr Blogs of 2011 →
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Andy Carroll FIFA 12 "sex tape"
Some strange things have happened to Andy Carroll since moving to Liverpool. This has to be the strangest; snogging the Arsenal goalkeeper after scoring against them (and actually scoring a goal):
Here’s the video:
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The Seats - Fiercely Independent Since 2008: The... →
An absolute classic!
I’m thinking of mackem bingo when reading this….
shiteseats:
As our chart shows, the Mackem boom/bust cycle continues in full swing. We are currently at the area in red, having sacked their manager and heading towards a new one.
What you will see during this period:
Increased Mackem presence in forums and work
Phrases such as ‘North East Top...
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Fathead Chicharito review
Originally submitted at Fathead
REAL.BIG. Fathead Wall Graphics are huge. The unique combination of high-quality vinyl and low tac adhesive means that Fatheads are safe for walls and can be moved and reused. Fatheads are officially licensed by the major sports leagues and entertainment giants and are 100% American made.
Chicharito
Doesn’t stay up very long
By Barry Ameobi from Miami,...
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November 2011
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Mike Ashley revokes Newcastle United's sainthood
Yes, its true, Mike Ashley has renamed St. James’s Park again. Another period of calm on Tyneside shattered by the fat man’s greed. Tonight in a midnight released press statement, the club announced that St. James’ Park will become the “Sports Direct Arena”. Just a matter of days over 2 years to the date since the awful “Sportsdirect.com @ St. James’...
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Barclays Manager of the Month award goes to Mr...
Quite fitting really that Barclays bank sponsored award goes to Roberto Mancini for the Premier League manager of the month award for October. No taking away from Mancini’s work, you would expect wins over the likes of Wolves/Villa at home and Blackburn away, for the sheer size of investment made in the squad (+250 million pounds of spending by Mancini alone).
Taking a look at the table...
October 2011
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September 2011
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“Ballistics evidence used to convict Davis has since been debunked. Another...”
– The state of Georgia executed Troy Davis at 11:08 p.m. A few quick thoughts on how it happened, why it matters, and where we go from here. (via motherjones)
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The FA is really F-a for some and fines for others
“In a gameplan, Joey would get a mention so the ref needs to make sure he referees from a completely neutral point of view.”
Alan Pardew BEFORE local derby on August 20th.
Action by FA: charged with improper conduct
We would like to be respectful to referees - and I’d like to think I have been - but more important than being respectful to the referees is having respect...
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From the mouth of Chris...: My morning at... →
cdh723:
So the story goes something like this…
A friend of mine won a competition to be in the squad photo at the training ground today, I got to go along as a guest/hanger-on/whore/whatever. We arrived at the gates of the training ground where two young lads were stood with a toon shirt, I declined…
When 100% = 0%, its #NUFC fans that get screwed on...
Its about time Alan Pardew retired his “100%” phrase regarding club matters as seen below”
“I can’t say to you strong enough, Andy Carroll will not leave this football club in this window. 100 per cent.”
January 2011
February 2011, sold to Liverpool
“There’s definitely no deal between the clubs – 100%,”
April 2011
August 2011, Enrique sold to Liverpool
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“I saw an interview where Alan Pardew said he hoped to get some of that...”
– Kevin Keegan
March 1st, 2011. September 1st, 2011. Net transfer spending, £0.5 million.
August 2011
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Cruel Summer? The Bipolar Newcastle United...
I’ll start this by saying I know less about football than Alan Pardew (slightly more than Colin though). The rest of the article is a testament to that fact. This is my first full season coming up tweeting and writing without a doubt the usual shite, nonsense and photoshopping, anyone reading more than 1 post, will come to know.
As of tomorrow, the season starts and we’re a few weeks away from...
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Shola Appreciation Day in Pictures
Shola “Random Goal” Ameobi dispatched to London to deal with rioter using power of the hats
Shola’s new contract at NUFC paid in hats
Sons of Ameobi bike gang
NUFC clubshop new fragrance
Shola’s mask from last season
Shola on a bike, eating an apple and wearing a mask
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Vote for Newcastle United league finish position...
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"Doing A Colin" is officially on Urban Dictionary...
They can print on t-shirt, mugs, hat etc!
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#NUFC photoshopping of the day... Barton, Ashley...
Revolutionary, Joey “Che” Barton
The Newcastle United version of the Office
Steve Bruce and his large heed
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July 2011
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Awesome soccer language guide for Limeys
Those listening to radio links tonight / watching games online with USA commentary of the Newcastle games, may need a translation of some of the phrases used in “soccer” commentary.
Here is a handy guide:
