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Take that @NBColympics, the @BBC are already covering the 2102...

Sat, 11 Aug 2012 23:56:44 -0400

Take that @NBColympics, the @BBC are already covering the 2102 closing ceremony in London #NBCfail

Photo

Mon, 06 Aug 2012 22:13:52 -0400

#NUFColympics Alan Pardew coaching the ladies

Mon, 06 Aug 2012 22:07:01 -0400

#NUFColympics Alan Pardew coaching the ladies

#NUFColympics Ryan Taylor Over The Vault

Mon, 06 Aug 2012 22:05:10 -0400

#NUFColympics Ryan Taylor Over The Vault

#NUFColympics Andy Carroll attempting to match his diving best

Mon, 06 Aug 2012 22:02:32 -0400

#NUFColympics Andy Carroll attempting to match his diving best

#nufcolympics Tiote the fastest man…. on water

Mon, 06 Aug 2012 17:34:02 -0400

#nufcolympics Tiote the fastest man…. on water

#nufcolympics Krul saves in handball

Mon, 06 Aug 2012 17:30:36 -0400

#nufcolympics Krul saves in handball

#NUFColympics Cisse attempts the long jump

Mon, 06 Aug 2012 17:29:25 -0400

#NUFColympics Cisse attempts the long jump

#NUFColympics Shola and Chris Hoy in the cycling

Mon, 06 Aug 2012 17:27:42 -0400

#NUFColympics Shola and Chris Hoy in the cycling

Genius. A picture of Rick Santorum, made up with pictures of...

Tue, 21 Feb 2012 23:45:50 -0500

Genius. A picture of Rick Santorum, made up with pictures of basically santorum

thegirlwiththefinchertattoo:

theconjecturer:

Why yes, that is Rick Santorum’s face made out of gay porn.

A thing of beauty is a joy forever.

Hey Tumblr, there are deeds to be done and creationists to mess with!

Sat, 18 Feb 2012 22:39:45 -0500

beezelbubbles:

So Budget Travel has a poll up for the 15 places kids should see before 15, and the creation museum is spamming the poll. So can we tumblr bomb this thing? Not that it’s a huge thing, but still. I can’t believe the creation museum has over 3k votes at this point while actual museums have 300 votes or fewer.

Stupidity is f*cking us up.

Mon, 13 Feb 2012 19:56:20 -0500

Stupidity is f*cking us up.:

so much pseudoscience and bollocks in this post, I dont know where to begin…

pinealglands:

Below is a Science fair project presented by a girl in a secondary school in Sussex.
In it she took filtered water and divided it into two parts.

The first part she heated to boiling in a pan on the stove, and the second part she heated to boiling in a microwave.

Then after cooling she used the…

If the Lion King had been set in the NE of England

Fri, 10 Feb 2012 17:59:20 -0500

If the Lion King had been set in the NE of England

Welcome to Newcastle, Papiss Demba Cisse

Mon, 06 Feb 2012 19:35:00 -0500

Welcome to Newcastle, Papiss Demba Cisse

Which Premier League team should you support? A flowchart for...

Sun, 15 Jan 2012 08:09:10 -0500

Which Premier League team should you support? A flowchart for new fans

Well done on the first year, Alan Pardew. Have some wives/GFs...

Fri, 09 Dec 2011 13:06:45 -0500

Well done on the first year, Alan Pardew. Have some wives/GFs for your great job so far. (thanks to @rachael_fearon for pic)

Alan Pardew: 1 year on

Fri, 09 Dec 2011 12:18:39 -0500

I started this blog exactly a year ago, in response to the Mike Ashley shenanigans at SJP and an outlet for my crappy photoshopping. The first post was:

Eau de Pardew: a new fragrance you won’t be wanting in your wife’s box this Christmas

Along with these range of wonderful images:

Mr Pardew, I understand you’re coming in to difficult circumstances today and every micro-movement will be judged and analysed ad nauseum. However, results and performances is what will count. If you turn out to be the tactical, managerial genius who Ashley is making you out to be and will make even the Special One look like Phil Brown, then hats off to you. But, if its JFK v2.0, you’re going to have a very rough ride, and we’ll be rightly judging your position as harshly as Ashley did of Chris Hughton. So, mate, apparently 12th place or less and you’re out.

So, how has Pardew done in this time? One year on, we have 26 pts, are 6th in the league and have one of the best defensive records too. Don’t think any of the doubters can fault that. Furthermore, last season with 1/2 of it in charge, under Pardew we finished a respectable 12th last season. Also, we have what genuinely looks like a team spirit going that players seem united once again, which has a lot to do with his management style.

Well done Alan, lets hope to see more of the same. Makes me glad we have him in charge than that mackem reject Brewse.

anothernighttoforget: “Go to a Tyne-and-Wear derby at St....

Fri, 09 Dec 2011 11:52:06 -0500

anothernighttoforget:

“Go to a Tyne-and-Wear derby at St. James’ Park.”

Words can’t describe how good the feeling is.

Best Tumblr Blogs of 2011

Thu, 08 Dec 2011 12:40:47 -0500

Best Tumblr Blogs of 2011

Andy Carroll FIFA 12 "sex tape"

Thu, 08 Dec 2011 12:34:11 -0500

Some strange things have happened to Andy Carroll since moving to Liverpool. This has to be the strangest; snogging the Arsenal goalkeeper after scoring against them (and actually scoring a goal):

Here’s the video: