The Seats - Fiercely Independent Since 2008: The Mackem Boom/Bust Cycle - December 2011
An absolute classic!
I’m thinking of mackem bingo when reading this….
As our chart shows, the Mackem boom/bust cycle continues in full swing. We are currently at the area in red, having sacked their manager and heading towards a new one.
What you will see during this period:
- Increased Mackem presence in forums and work
- Phrases such as ‘North East Top Dogs’…
SAFC (Sod All For Chavs) vs Newcastle; Jan 18th 2011
What a derby this was again, so many talking points.
The unwashed have only 1 point off us this season after being the “superior” team in the North-East (was almost none).
Steve Bruce getting carried away, inciting the mackems, then condemning them when they got carried away.
A magpie getting on the pitch when we were winning 1-0.
Various pitch invasions by chavs, including some scrote who pushed over Harper
Tino Asprilla in the away end with Newcastle fans.
And the icing on the cake today, the move of golden-boy Bent to Villa.
“Classless fans”? I believe there’s only one set in the NE and they’re almost tore their own stadium apart.
Well, here is some highlights of the tweets from Sunday:
@de_facto_phil You know.. for tomorrow… #nufc
@TheBrightonMag Forever a Geordie! RT @AndyOBriens Whats everyones predictions for todays games? i’m going for wins for newcastle,
@CaulkinTheTimes My considered opinion as a rational observer is that this is going to be BONKERS MENTAL. 10 mins to kick-off. #SAFC #NUFC
@Ganon391 This derby is entertaining. End to end, and #NUFC has had great chances. #SAFC #NUFC @nufcfans
@JamesFoth Has Steve Bruce done the impossible? Got fatter and uglier?#NUFC
@Stefan_Tod Joey Barton booked for being joey barton…. again #nufc
@Gazcumps Tweet from a mackem I know saying they were outsung in the 1st half! #nosurprise #nufc #nufcfans
@skipolas Here we go. 2nd half. HTFL! ▒▓██ N █ U █ F █ C ██▓▒
@blairbuchanan NO, NO, NO NO NO NO, NO NO NO NO, NO NO KEVIN NOLAN!#NUFC
@Pradajames Woke up just in time to see Nolan score on a backheel?! Am I still asleep?
@chaimy4life Kevin Nolan! Funky chicken time with @ToonArmyMIA and @brad_ideas! #nufc
@BradleySparkes Cheer up Stevie Bruce… oh what can it be… for a.. fat mackem bastard and a shit football team #SAFC 0 - 1 #NUFC
@canadiangeordie Another Magpie on the pitch. Omen #NUFC #SAFC
@Chris_Faulkner Funny thing is, they’re celebrating like it’s a win. If they hadn’t scored Steve Bruce’s revenge song would have been a chorus of boos#nufc
@AndrewSoRocks So the season agg score is #nufc 6 #safc 2. Yeah think I can take that in the end like. @nufcfans
@Suffolk_Mag @thefadotcom Presumably Sunderland will face some kind of punishment, for again failing to control their fans today? Happens everytime.
@mattcharlt0n Tino Asprilla in the away end. Phenomenal. Row in front, 20 to the left of me, anyone close enough to get picture with? Fair few did.#NUFC
@lee_ryder when are the authorities going to do something, it’s happened at every game at SoL now.
Mackem Problems With Tombola Sponsor
As part of the sponsorship by Tombola of Sunderland, one of the conditions are that on game days, the team sheet is drawn in the following way:
As a result, this is today’s teamsheet:
28 Goals Later; The Return Of The Living Dread
Inspired by some Mackem Zombie related postings today, here are some more in the theme of “28 Days Later / The Walking Dead”.
28 Goals Later; a sequel to the 5-1 defeat to Newcastle
The “Sewage” virus was released by some do-gooders, when they released the monkeys from their cages:
A group of 11 hero’s banded together to beat the unwashed:
(Courtesy of @shiteseats, www.shiteseats.com)
The road to the Stadium of Shite was deserted on match day:
A strict quarantine for away fans so they dont pick up the “stink” was enforced:
(courtesy of @mattcharlt0n)
They were all hungry for BRAINNNSSS! Because they had none of their own:
Forward stepped an unlikely saviour, who’s f*cking large heed kept the zombies busy for weeks, whilst the 11 Toon Hero’s slaughtered the mackem opposition
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